Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

Fuck Chuck.


 
A few days ago I read on Twitch that Expendables 2 is going to be rated PG-13 because Chuck Norris doesn't want to be in a film with swearing and the producers buckled. I always hated Chuck Norris, now I have a good reason.
Murdering people, ending their life is fine, but saying the f-word is not all right. When I worked in a video store I always wondered why the horror films were right by the front door and the porno films were behind a curtain. America is fucked up.
I can see adventure films like Indiana Jones and Tin Tin as PG or PG-13. These are films that are targeted at 12 year olds. But, to make a film starring the pantheon of 1980's action heroes. A film that is clearly targeted at the 30-somethings and then water it down to try and scoop up a little extra cash from the under-17 crowd is double dipping. It's greedy and ultimately satisfying for no one.
Anyway, thanks for saving me $10.50, Chuck. I'll wait until I can rent or borrow the DVD, asshole.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Society Of Badassery.


 
Society of Badassery. S.O.B.

Acrylic and oil on canvas. 20”x16”
Lettering applied digitally.
I realized last week, that Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan, and Sylvester Stallone (as Rambo) all had cartoons airing in the 80’s.
Best team ever.