Wednesday, September 28, 2011
"Darksome corset top reanimated from a black cotton tee, enmeshed with Cthulhu green and eldritch greyish fabrics- shades befitting one who likes to flirt with cosmic horrors.
Peering from the centre front of the garment is Mr Lovecraft's haunting visage. His obituary lies below.
Vintage black lace teeming with tentacular sucker scars overlays the green fabric."
You can purchase HERE.
|Mr. Lovecraft is not amused.|
(via The Lovecraftsman)
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Fascinating documentary. Lots of swearing, titties, and a lot of love. You can't look away.
"American Juggalo is a look at the often mocked and misunderstood subculture of Juggalos, hardcore Insane Clown Posse fans who meet once a year for four days at The Gathering of the Juggalos.We went to The Gathering of the Juggalos and let the Juggalos speak their minds. I hope you enjoy it."
Monday, September 26, 2011
ji ja café has just started on his flickr page and has yet to hit his blog (I've been hitting "Reload" all day.) The strip is elegant and beautiful like much of Mr. Clement's work.
I blogged about my Petit Lapin figures a long time ago, on my old site. They are masterpieces.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Known to most of the world as Divine, Milstead graduated from Towson HS in 1963.
What an exciting, and surprising honor for Divine's family and friends.
Here's an old pic I drew of Divine in high school:
via I am Divine.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Poliziotteschi or Eurocrime films aren't for everybody.
If you like your films fried up with gratuitous violence, sprinkled with hot, gore-filled action, laced with misogynistic sprinkles, infused with fascistic themes, layered with gunfights and car chases, and coated with characters who are ugly, inside and out destroying each other, then take a bite of the Eurocrime sandwich.
I'm no expert in the genre but I've seen over a hundred Eurocrime films. I haven't found a good place on the intergalactic network with a list of "must see" films in the genre, so I'm creating one.
Here are eleven films to see if you are interested in Poliziotteschi films. Like any "top" list, these are my favorites and they are liable to change at any given time. I'm actually pretty wishy washy on this list. The Boss should be higher up the list. Frustratingly, my copy of Rome Armed to the Teeth did not work, therefore, I have yet to see this acknowledged Eurocrime classic. Maybe Contraband should be on there (the film's low points are just so damn low, I could fall asleep in parts, then it switches to extremely horrific violence; just too up and down.) Manhunt in the City could also be on the list.
Cocchi's entire clan is wiped out by a bomb. He knows who did it and he's going to fuck their shit up.
I first saw Henry Silva in Lust in the Dust as a kid. I kinda fell in love with him. He's Cocchi in this film and he's a badass killing machine. He's a kidnapper and murderer as well. HA.
There are no heroes in The Boss, like a lot of Eurocrime films, there are simply villains that the camera follows and villains that it does not.
The action is good. The acting is good. The pace (a lot of Eurocrime films have problems with pacing) is good. As I'm writing this, I'm realizing this should have been higher on my list. Oh well, good to start out with a BANG.
This is the story of Rambo. Rambo is an old warrior, now a wanderer. He rides his motorcycle across the land and lives life free. An old friend convinces Rambo to join up with his security company, protecting good men from the mob. Rambo's friend is murdered and Rambo sets off on a trail of revenge.
Rambo pits mob families against each other in a Red Harvest, Yojimbo, Fistful of Dollars kind of way. He's a thinking badass.
Tomas Milian plays Rambo. I said it over on my Spaghetti Western top ten list and I'll say it here. I just don't buy Milian as a tough guy. He's so good as a scheming wretch, but when he acts tough it looks like he's acting tough. That being said, the film has a decent storyline and the pace is fine. Joseph Cotton makes an appearance as a retired mobster and old friend of Rambo.
A fine film.
From the director of Cannibal Holocaust comes Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man.
I'm not so informed on the social history of Italy in the 1970's but a lot of Eurocrime films have a desperate, crime is rampant, the police have no power, tone to them. They follow similar themes to the NY vigilante theme happening at the same time in the U.S.
Are the Italian films direct ripoffs of the American films or was a similar blanket of fear of street crime covering Italy as it was in the U.S. at that time?
I'm not sure who the political structure and police higher ups are answering to, it is always vague in the Eurocrime films. The public? Policiticians in the pocket of the mafia and other mob organizations? Was there an extreme swing to social liberalism that these films were taking a stab at? Anyway, I don't know the root of the situation, but MANY of the films have police red tape as a major theme.
LLC,DLM is a buddy cop film, maybe a very tight, loving, getting in each other's pants kind of buddy movie. Are the two main characters bisexual? They are constantly skirt chasing yet live together and share a room. Either way, these gents are cops on the edge. Beating, maiming, and slaughtering their way through the Italian crime world.
The plot is something about a top mobster that they need to stop and yadda yadda. It hardly matters. The ass kicking is the main course in this film. It's a fun ride.
Franco Nero rocks the screen hard in this film as Carlo Antonelli.
Antonelli is an engineer, an ordinary citizen until he is taken hostage during a bank robbery. He is threatened with death. He is beaten. He is humiliated. The action is intense as the police chase the robbers. They dump Antonelli and don't give him a second thought.
Antonelli thinks hard. Antonelli acts. The film came out the same year as Deathwish (the novel of Deathwish came out in 1972) and is similar in a lot of ways. However, Antonelli is focused on the specific group of mobsters who victimized him. He is not a knight in shining armor either. Antonelli blackmails criminals into helping him, he lies, and is unrestrained by red tape as most Eurocrime protagonists are.
Franco Nero is at his best in Street Law. The actor most famous for playing the tough as nails, one man army, Django, tightens his belt of humility and plays a humiliated victim with amazing deftness. Nero blew me away with his performance. You can read his eyes every step of the way. There is a shot after he is released by the robbers where his eyes are red. I have seen the victims of violent crime in person, and Nero's face is real. Antonelli is not a hero, he is desperate and uncalculating. He fumbles and is beaten.
The film has a great twist in the middle of it as well. Most genres start with complicated and relevant themes and slowly lose these to the simpler, easier, machinations which define a "genre," Street Crime is no exception. It is an early entry, rich in theme and character. Revenge is a dirty, unpredictable business.
Street Law, like many Poliziotteschi has a great soundtrack. Fast paced and tense.
In 1972, Nero and director Castellari made a film called Street Crime (La polizia incrimina la legge assolve). See that film as well. It is fantastic and should be on my list. Yeah, I suck.
Director Umberto Lenzi is thought of by many to be the master of the Eurocrime genre. I can't argue. The film stars Maurizio Merli, who I call BMM (Blonde Mustache Man) in all my notes. Merli was a staple of the genre. Merli looked serious and gruff, with a spark of concern in his eyes. However, Merli's greatest feature was that he looked like Franco Nero.
Merli plays Comissario (Commissioner) Betti in the film. Betti also appears in two other Eurocrime films; Violent Rome (my #4) and Italia A Mano Armata (didn't make the list but is an above average Poliziotteschi.)
Do I really need to go over this plot again? Fine. A protection racket is plaguing the city. Commisario Betti will stop at nothing to crush them. Violent Naples makes the list for its flair. The pacing is top notch. The action is top notch. There are some wonderful, shocking scenes of violence. Lenzi was (seems to have retired in the early 90's) a master within the genre. He did not innovate so much but worked within genres (mostly sub-genres of horror films) with a masterful touch.
I suspect that most Poliziotteschi fans would put Violent Naples higher on their "top" list than I did.
Lenzi, Merli and Milian.
Merli is Commissario Leonardo Tanzi, the Dirty Harry x2, stop at nothing, cop.
Milian is Il Gobbo, the hunchbacked, spray his machine gun bullets into crowds of bystanders, criminal.
Rome Armed to the Teeth is the prototypical, bringing out the finest of the genre, Poliziotteschi. I can't remember the plot at all, and it isn't written in my notes. HA. "Perfect example of a Eurocrime film" is all I have written. I will have to take my word for it.
Nico Palmieri is a cop assigned to break up a protection racket. And he does so.
Fabio Testi is great as Nico. Testi's ever-youthful, fresh, face can be off putting, but the guy gets down to business. Stop being so shallow. Testi's acting is top notch.
In the spirit of HP Lovecraft, the film follows a handful of stories where different store owners are victimized by a group of human monsters. One of the shop keepers refuses to play ball. His daughter gets raped for his decision. The shopkeeper agrees to help the police. The police get ambushed by the mob and are only saved through the quick thinking actions of an olympic skeet shooter who happens to be in the area. His wife is raped for his troubles.
Palmieri ends up getting fired for being too badass. He organizes a vigilante squad, partly made up of the victims of the outlaws. When the heads of the mob gather, Palmieri's gang strikes.
The pacing is bullet fast. The action is not gory but the body count is high. The gunfights are long and unrelenting. There is a scene where the gang locks Palmieri in his car and rolls it down a hill that rivals some of the discombobulated camerawork in in Inception. A great scene. A great film.
I'll admit it, Violent Rome was the first Eurocrime film that I saw. It blew my socks off.
This was Maurizio Merli's first film as Commisarrio Betti and one of his finest performances. A group of armed robbers are tearing up Rome. A young, undercover cop is shot and paralyzed for life.
"What are the police for? They can't do anything."
Betti takes matters into his own hands and ends up murdering a hood in cold blood. Betti quits the police force and is quickly recruited into a secret vigilante society dedicated to clean up the streets.
The vigilantes bust up some criminals. A cop gets beat up. The vigilantes beat up some more criminals. The criminals rape the daughter of vigilante group's founder. It goes back and forth up to a violent end.
The shootouts and car chases are well choreographed. The supermarket takeover robbery turned hostage situation is well done, as is the bank robbery which leads to a high speed chase.
Another satisfying, if standard, Poliziotteschi.
This time around Henry Silva is the tough as nails, sick of the red tape cop and Tomas Milian is the enterprising, hothead, criminal, Saachi.
Almost Human is considered by many Eurocrime fans to be the genre's masterpiece. The film is masterfully shot and the score by Ennio Morriconne is perfect.
Sacchi is a loser, a small time, low ranking scumbag in the criminal underworld. Sacchi is despised by his own gang. He decides to strike out on his own and devises a kidnapping plan with a small group of associates.
While his plan appears to be working fine, Sacchi murders and rapes his way into trouble. The poor guy, just can't help himself. The plan begins to crumble. Sacchi gets more desperate, acts more rash. The plan continues to crumble. It is a fascinating film, Milian is in his element and he shines.
Henry Silva's Inspector Grandi is a solid Poliziotteschi cop. Pissed at the red tape (how many times can I use that expression in this list?) and willing to kick ass to save the kidnap victim.
Almost Human has an excellent script and story. The acting is fantastic. The pace is fast and the writing is good enough to sustain your attention during the slower scenes. The gunfights and car chases are fine.
A great film and probably the best known Poliziotteschi.
Check out this insanely cool U.S. trailer.
A complicated scheme has several mob operatives move £300,000 into the hands of their boss, Rocco. The problem is that when Rocco gets the cash, it has been replaced by phony money. Rocco murders all of the men to have touched the money along the way. All but one.
This is the first five minutes of Caliber 9.
Ugo Piazza, played by Gastone Moschin, has just been released from prison. He had his hands on Rocco's money back when the scheme went down. Ugo was arrested for a robbery shortly after and was spared Rocco's revenge. Now, Rocco is convinced Ugo has his money. The police are also convinced Ugo has hidden the money but really want Rocco's boss, The Americano, and they want Ugo to help them get him.
Did Ugo steal the cash? That is the set up for Caliber 9.
Ugo sort of reminds me of a more resourceful version of the butcher in Gaspar Noe's I Stand Alone. He has the meaty physique and dull eyes of the butcher.
The unloveable, Frank Wolff is the police officer trying to get Ugo to help him set up The Americano. Wolff bounces off Luigi Pistilli's police officer role in terms of politics. Both sides of the "police red tape" are shown and argued. Both men deliver fine performances. Unfortunately, Frank Wolff committed suicide before the film was released.
Barbara Bouchet is stunning. Not only is she a fine actress, she delivers a dance sequence that is HOT.
The story has some great plot twists. The "police red tape" theme evolves into part of the story. The action is not as gory or hateful but hot and heavy, nonetheless. Caliber 9 really pours in a lot of film noirish powder to thicken the milkshake and it tastes just swell.
The music in the film also stands out.
I feel that Caliber 9 is a great film and a great way to dip your toes into the world of the Eurocrime film. It has a lot of the standard genre contraptions but is of a slightly higher caliber (pun intended, hee hee.)
Rabid Dogs is not a standard Poliziotteschi by any means. The story does not revolve around cops and red tape. The film IS brutal, unpredictable, and tense.
Three robbers take a woman hostage, soon they kidnap a man and his sick child. The characters are dumb, misogynistic, and brutal. The action takes place in real time and at times is cheesecake dense with tension.
The man and woman who are held hostage are also excellent. I appreciated the casting of the female hostage. She is not a sexpot and a touch older, creating an interesting relationship with the criminals. She is not a bubbly, whining teen. She is a woman.
The man is quiet, intense, and his eyes are calculating. The writing stands up to the strengths of his character. There are no parts where you will be yelling at the screen for him to do something. It's not a slasher film. He will not be skinny dipping by himself at midnight. He will be thinking of a way to escape.
The film is tense and unrelenting. In the beginning the tension is pure and situational. But when the female hostage tries to escape, personal and sexual tension adds a couple of new layers to the troubled cake.
I normally hate third acts. But Rabid Dogs has a fantastic ending.
The DVD also has a commentary track which is excellent.
You can get it used for $4.89 from Amazon. Check it, before you wreck it. Seriously, don't read too much about the film. Just see it.
(here's the link for the upcoming documentary, previewed above. The pics in this article were stolen from a variety of sites.)
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
One of my old monster books, I had as a child, contained a poster from Gappa that proclaimed, "Even Mightier than Kong!" Well, I have yet to see Gappa, but that tag line stuck with me and I believe it.
I hear the film is not very good. It was intended to be a satire of the giant monster movie in Japan, but the subsequent American dub takes out the satire and the film comes across as an inept giant monster movie. Too bad.
Poster courtesy of Wrong Side of the Art.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
"The police department in Santa Cruz, California, has begun an experiment that uses a mathematical algorithm to predict when and where certain crimes will be committed, and puts police on the scene before they happen.
So far police have arrested five people using this technique of "predictive policing" and the rates of certain categories of crimes in the city have dropped significantly, perhaps as a result. The program has correctly predicted 40 percent of the crimes it was designed to monitor.
Police departments have said that programs such as these, if proved to be reliable, could help them to deploy their resources more efficiently.
Unlike Philip K. Dick's novel "The Minority Report" or the film inspired by the novel, the program relies on algorithms, and not mutants to predict the likelihood of something happening."
read more at talkingpointsmemo
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Synapse films is releasing the blu-ray/DVD Combo TODAY.
- Uncut, Uncensored Version of THE EXTERMINATOR
- Original 2.0 Stereo Track (Restored for home video for the first time in the USA)
- Audio Commentary with James Glickenhaus
- Original Theatrical Trailer (HD)
- Original Television Spots (HD)
Thursday, September 8, 2011
A lot of fabulous cussing.
"My name is George Lucas. I am a writer, director, and producer of motion pictures and Chairman of the Board of Lucasfilm Ltd., a multi-faceted entertainment corporation.I am not here today as a writer-director, or as a producer, or as the chairman of a corporation. I've come as a citizen of what I believe to be a great society that is in need of a moral anchor to help define and protect its intellectual and cultural heritage. It is not being protected.The destruction of our film heritage, which is the focus of concern today, is only the tip of the iceberg. American law does not protect our painters, sculptors, recording artists, authors, or filmmakers from having their lifework distorted, and their reputation ruined. If something is not done now to clearly state the moral rights of artists, current and future technologies will alter, mutilate, and destroy for future generations the subtle human truths and highest human feeling that talented individuals within our society have created.A copyright is held in trust by its owner until it ultimately reverts to public domain. American works of art belong to the American public; they are part of our cultural history.People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as "when life begins" or "when it should be appropriately terminated," but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart. Creative expression is at the core of our humanness. Art is a distinctly human endeavor. We must have respect for it if we are to have any respect for the human race.These current defacements are just the beginning. Today, engineers with their computers can add color to black-and-white movies, change the soundtrack, speed up the pace, and add or subtract material to the philosophical tastes of the copyright holder. Tommorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with "fresher faces," or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor's lips to match. It will soon be possible to create a new "original" negative with whatever changes or alterations the copyright holder of the moment desires. The copyright holders, so far, have not been completely diligent in preserving the original negatives of films they control. In order to reconstruct old negatives, many archivists have had to go to Eastern bloc countries where American films have been better preserved.In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be "replaced" by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.There is nothing to stop American films, records, books, and paintings from being sold to a foreign entity or egotistical gangsters and having them change our cultural heritage to suit their personal taste.I accuse the companies and groups, who say that American law is sufficient, of misleading the Congress and the People for their own economic self-interest.I accuse the corporations, who oppose the moral rights of the artist, of being dishonest and insensitive to American cultural heritage and of being interested only in their quarterly bottom line, and not in the long-term interest of the Nation.The public's interest is ultimately dominant over all other interests. And the proof of that is that even a copyright law only permits the creators and their estate a limited amount of time to enjoy the economic fruits of that work.There are those who say American law is sufficient. That's an outrage! It's not sufficient! If it were sufficient, why would I be here? Why would John Houston have been so studiously ignored when he protested the colorization of "The Maltese Falcon?" Why are films cut up and butchered?Attention should be paid to this question of our soul, and not simply to accounting procedures. Attention should be paid to the interest of those who are yet unborn, who should be able to see this generation as it saw itself, and the past generation as it saw itself.I hope you have the courage to lead America in acknowledging the importance of American art to the human race, and accord the proper protection for the creators of that art--as it is accorded them in much of the rest of the world communities."
- George Lucas, March 3, 1988, Before the Subcomittee on Patents, Copyrights and Trademarks of the Committee on the Judiciary United States Senate.
via Save Star Wars.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
I'll be honest. I forgot how rad this film is. Mr. T, The Barbarian Brothers, Max Gail, Gary Busey, Paul Rodriguez, and Irene Cara. Joel Schumacher's finest hour, to be sure.
The good: R-rated, funny, great performances from some "stars" of the day.
The Bad: The race jokes are not clever or self depricating, more annoying and embarrassing than anything.
We posted about this project about a month ago and it looks like it is COMPLETE.
"In 1964, Jonny Quest aired to rave reviews as the first, adult action/adventure cartoon in prime time. It had cool jazz music by Hoyt Curtin and terrific, high contrast pen and ink design work by Doug Wildey. As an animator and long time JQ junkie, I had always wanted a set of Jonny Quest action figures but, due to high production costs, the show only lasted one season; not long enough to spawn any kind of serious toys or other merchandising tie-ins. So, almost 50 years later, I made my own. Here is my Valentine to one of the coolest, if not THE coolest, cartoons ever to spin up the imagination of a 53 year old man now going on six. Enjoy!"
For a ton of making-of goodness go HERE.